RIght now

But I like to think, I can cheat it all
To make up for the times I've been cheated on.

- Fun "Carry On"

 

QATD.3

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

- Charlie Sheen

Monologue: I’M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE.

People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

via Aniruddha Mandke